We're really smart, guys.

So I can't speak for Brian, but I was ALL KINDS of excited when the City Paper contacted us for an article about Zombies Are Forever and ALL KINDS of disappointed when nothing appeared in the paper when they said it would. 


Fast forward to today and I have to say that I'm an idiot. A friend tipped me off that the article was probably posted on the CP blog, since more people read that than the actual paper. She said I should google it.


Well, I googled it.


Before the show, Molly Eichel had this to say,

There are a ton of meaningless musical genres that make sense only to bloggers and nerds, but Rainbow Destroyer's self-proclaimed "zombie-pop" could not be more apt. Rainbeaux Bite and Brian Reignbow make dancefloor-ready New Wave tunes that would fit right in at Making Time — if Making Time were for dead people. And if their YouTube channel has anything to say about it, the duo is straight-up hilarious and dead sexy (rim shot!). Zombies Are Forever is your turn to audition for the band — zombie affects optional — in a karaoke rumpus. I call The Hooters' "All You Zombies."

You're so sweet, Molly.

After, our friend A.D. Amorosi had this to say,

Apparently, all you need to become a zombie — other than meet a violent fate — is have a furry goat-guy sprinkle glitter over your freshly killed corpse while house music thumps. That’s what happened to belle/diva Rainbeaux Bite and cowboy/Bruce Lucy singer Brian Reignbow. Once deceased, the duo blacken eye-sockets, put on trucker caps and encourage crowds to sing karaoke over their recordings of Iggy, Berlin and Bon Jovi (“Wanted, Dead or Alive” of course). I love this zombie pair — better than some Resident Evils – but always want to hear more of their boldly sensuous synth-pop melodies and massive harmonies.

OMG, A.D. we love you too! See you at National Mechanics on the 25?


Hope so.


Also, Crystal: Thanks for teaching me how to use what little brains I have left.


Love,
Rainbeaux Bite